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Post by Naitch on Dec 17, 2009 18:28:08 GMT -5
Do you think he takes six days off a week and just uses Sunday to roll his eyes at the hypocrites who only remember him on that day?
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 17, 2009 18:33:29 GMT -5
Yeah, he probably relaxes on Sunday and has a good time watching all the selfish parasites trying to make it look like they care. The other six days he doesn't just take off to do nothing with though, on those days he's down in the deep south partying with the Devil!
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Post by Naitch on Dec 17, 2009 18:43:09 GMT -5
So hes hung over and doesn't care about Sunday Prayers? I always thought his real weekends might be Tues-Wed where he just hangs out and bangs Jesus's girl of the week. Then makes fun of Jesus because its hard to walk on water with holes in your feet.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 17, 2009 19:17:19 GMT -5
I figured he did that on Sunday, too. In the morning he sits with a doobie and sneers at the tapeworms pretending to sing in church. Then he perks up a little and goes to rip on Jesus, culminating in him taking his girl away from him and banging her throughout the evening before an early night's sleep. Then Monday morning he is up bright and early for his trip back to hell to hang out with the devil, playing metal music and fucking his bikini clad minion slaves all week. That's what I was taught in school anyway.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Dec 17, 2009 19:24:16 GMT -5
Europeans , Jews and 7th day adventists say the week begins Sunday so Saturday is really the Sabbath when you should rest. That works because they you can party it up on Football day.
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Post by Champ on Dec 18, 2009 14:13:22 GMT -5
I'm not an athiest. I feel like someone or something put us here. But I don't worship God though because I feel like 80% of the people that worship god do it for insurance instead of love or faith. If I were to worship God(whoever he may be) I'd be a phony hypocrite and fall into that 80% category. The only way I'd be consistent with church and praying is if I got some sort of sign that I was praying to the real deal. I'm a baptized catholic but NO ONE was alive to see any of the miracles in the bible or history books. So how is anyone to really know? I'm just being realistic about it. I wish I did have a sign to worship the real deal. But what if I prayed to God everyday and suddenly I get reincarnated? lol I have my own belief that someone put me here and all that's expected of me is to use common sense to do what's right in life. That's really all one can do
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Post by Naitch on Dec 18, 2009 14:19:37 GMT -5
I'm not an athiest. I feel like someone or something put us here. But I don't worship God though because I feel like 80% of the people that worship god do it for insurance instead of love or faith. If I were to worship God(whoever he may be) I'd be a phony hypocrite and fall into that 80% category. The only way I'd be consistent with church and praying is if I got some sort of sign that I was praying to the real deal. I'm a baptized catholic but NO ONE was alive to see any of the miracles in the bible or history books. So how is anyone to really know? I'm just being realistic about it. I wish I did have a sign to worship the real deal. But what if I prayed to God everyday and suddenly I get reincarnated? lol I have my own belief that someone put me here and all that's expected of me is to use common sense to do what's right in life. That's really all one can do I'm not an atheist either (that just seems fucking retarded to me) but I do have some of the same troubles you do. I know we have a planet that is just the right distance from the sun, and food, the ability to love and hate though. And all of that seems like a miracle to me. But knowing that and fully believing what I just typed is a hard thing for me to do. Hell, I didn't start this thread to bash at God. It was more aimed at the 80% your talking about. And the bat shit crazy 1% that take stuff way to far.
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Post by Champ on Dec 19, 2009 12:42:02 GMT -5
Oh I know dude. I knew exactly who you were aiming at and I'm the same exact way with the humans with emotions and the food and planet and all that. To me that's the real miracle if you need any proof there is some existence after this life. But the majority of people that go to church make me sick for the reason you started this thread, not because I'm against god or church, but because I feel like they're mostly hypocrites.
"Oh I'm going to go steal this money from the government, then have unprotected sex before marriage! But that's ok, because I'll just go to confession and be forgiven and get into Heaven anyway!"
It's pathetic. If you believe, that's awesome. it really is awesome to have a true belief about the afterlife. But if you're doing it for "Heaven insurance", stay the fuck home. Seriously. If you really believe in God, he knows if you're good or bad I'm sure
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Post by Naitch on Dec 19, 2009 14:53:44 GMT -5
With my thoughts on Heaven is that it should be an afterthought. You should be living for the day. Just trying to be the best person you can.
This might be just me but I don't think God is super serious all the time. I think hes a joker and a bit of dick. Sometimes he might throw an earthquake our way to get a message across but just as often he'll throw a balloon boy our way.
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Post by Champ on Dec 19, 2009 22:05:31 GMT -5
LMAO I'm still trying to figure out why I'm here. Is it the music? What? I just have no idea. I'm in an awful position for a 30 year old man. I'm like George Costanza except I'm not bald. If I don't get back to to working out soon I'll be fat like him too
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Post by Naitch on Dec 19, 2009 22:29:23 GMT -5
I think your here to talk to agree with me on a bunch of stupid shit on the internet.
But seriously I think your here because your parents had sex 30 years ago. And then it was up to you to make the rest happen.
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Post by Champ on Dec 20, 2009 13:30:59 GMT -5
That's the best way to look at it too
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