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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Dec 15, 2009 11:06:58 GMT -5
So much for them reading our ideas. Cena comes out SUPER SuperCena last night and promised to never lose again. Just great hes 32 and wears sneakers and Jeans Shorts to wrestle. Great going Double E.
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 15, 2009 12:37:48 GMT -5
Yeah, I know. I was all ready for Cena to immediately lose after making his big pledge (I thought Orton would leave Cena to be counted out after the DDT on the floor... instead he rolls him back in to kick out... s h i t t y w r i t i n g). Instead we get super-super-Cena.
They are officially out of ideas.
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Post by Champ on Dec 15, 2009 13:42:14 GMT -5
That means we have to deal with SUPER superman for the next month. I'm starting to wonder if Sheamus winning the title was such a great idea. Fuckin Raw ruins EVERYTHING they start out with well. If this isn't part of a "conspiracy" or an "Irish curse" on Cena, I'm not interested to see how this will turn out
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 15, 2009 15:17:23 GMT -5
That means we have to deal with SUPER superman for the next month. "Cena goes on a winning streak" Great idea, writers! Jeez, must taken a long time to come up with that. The only way this can be interesting is if Cena fails and loses before winning the belt. Seeing the Cena character having to deal with adversity or maybe losing his shit because he can't reach his goals might be interesting. Think it's going to happen? No, neither do I. At the start of the year I wasn't a Cena hater. Didn't particularly care for him, but he wasn't the worst guy in the Fed. But man, the way his character has been written/booked the last six months or so has just been awful. He's sank right to the bottom of the Snitskyometer now.
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Post by Champ on Dec 16, 2009 11:13:10 GMT -5
That may be my biggest pet peeve with Cena. He doesn't deal with adversity. If anything adversity has to deal with Cena. We never had a reason to support Cena because he never needed the fans support. Even when Hogan hulked up, at least he made a comeback with the help of the fans support as opposed to simply being "back" and doing flying shoulder tackles as if he wasn't just getting his ass handed to him 10 seconds ago. For that, most of Cena's matches are terrible. It's SO predictable.
The last time I remember Cena getting a HUGE pop for a pinfall was when he broke Umaga's undefeated streak. The reason being that Umaga kicked Cena's ass all over the place the whole match and he made Cena look like an underdog. Then Cena snuck in the win with a rollup, no finisher. But you got the impression that he truly overcame an odd. The match was done right
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 16, 2009 18:33:29 GMT -5
He doesn't deal with adversity. If anything adversity has to deal with Cena. LOL. Beautiful. A bit like those kids in Final Destination don't have to deal with death, death has to deal with them.
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Post by Champ on Dec 17, 2009 11:40:40 GMT -5
Right! How many times did the main stars no sell death?! That's Cena when it comes to "odds"
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Post by Velkontés on Jan 25, 2010 22:48:01 GMT -5
Judging by tonight's promo Cena is obviously in cahoots with McMahon. I expect him to come down to the ring during McMahon & Hart's match at Mania to stop all the interference on Vince's behalf, only to kick Bret in the balls and reveal himself as Vince's new corporate money-making machine champion.
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Post by Champ on Jan 26, 2010 4:24:12 GMT -5
Cena actually cut a good promo tonight. I guess that means the next 20 promos by him are going to suck
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 1, 2010 22:09:53 GMT -5
Paraphrasing Batista here: "We both rose to the top at the same time. We both won titles at Wrestlemania 21. Yet for some reason they made YOU 'the man'."
It's a conspiracy.
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Post by Champ on Mar 2, 2010 9:53:22 GMT -5
that was a great segment! Cena almost seemed like he was going to cry because he knew Batista was right. Plus he had never beaten Batista and Batista broke his neck in 08. So he had to sit there and actually think about and wonder if he can actually beat Batista. For once Cena was a good face! He sounded like he was going to cry and he didn't understand what he's done wrong, and he knew he was an underdog
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 2, 2010 13:48:01 GMT -5
It's a pity that I want to see Batista KILL Cena at Wrestle-Mania now.
Cahootsamania is running wild next week with McMahon vs Cena.
Oh who am I kidding.
Cena wins.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 2, 2010 17:49:59 GMT -5
Yeah, I think the conspiracy is all but dead now. That was a really good promo with Batista and Cena last night.
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Post by Champ on Mar 3, 2010 19:58:46 GMT -5
The thing I liked about it the most is Batista came out like a total jackass. He had his security because he's so arrogant. And now he's on top of the world with the WWE title
On the flipside, Cena came out a broken man. He finally met his match and new everything Batista was saying was true.
That's the way a face and heel need to be booked into mania(not EXACTLY like that). They need to make the heel look unstoppable and make the face seem like there's something they REALLY need to overcome more than ever. So when Batista taps out, it'll actually be a good ending to the mania season. Then one of them will get drafted and Batista can make his life a living hell for a few months
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 25, 2010 9:49:36 GMT -5
It's funny, but Batista mentioned something on the lines of Cena being a "corporate creation" on Monday. Maybe it's just their go-to motif in Heel promos attacking Cena. Seems like there's a lot of truth to it, though.
It's being mentioned too often for it to be coincidental. They obviously want us to pay attention to the idea (even if we're meant to boo it).
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