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Post by Champ on Dec 7, 2009 15:16:52 GMT -5
Cena's been drunk and on steroids the whole time lol
Well tonight will tell for sure if they are really beginning a conspiracy angle. Week 1, Jesse Ventura had us thinking. Week 2 Carlito came out of no where and cut a promo based on the similarities of Jesse's promo. Coincidence? That's why tonight is going to be the night that will solidify the angle. I'm almost looking forward to Raw for that........almost...only because I see it boiling down to the same last 5 years of bullshit
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 7, 2009 17:48:56 GMT -5
I'd love it if Jamie Noble came out, apparently pissed off at Sheamus, but instead turns to Cena and starts verbally owning him Virginia style.
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 7, 2009 18:29:17 GMT -5
Man, I hope HHH was taking notes during Ventura's promo on Cena. It was short, to the point, authoratative and utterly compelling.
I'm wondering who they could send out to do a promo on this theme. Obviously Jericho could do a promo on Cena in that style. And Miz.
Raw only has 19 male wrestlers on its roster at the moment.
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 8, 2009 14:21:01 GMT -5
Hey look, another heel promo from Cena!
"I believe it when I tell them that "you can't see me" because I know I'm on another level."
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Dec 8, 2009 19:18:45 GMT -5
Hey look, another heel promo from Cena! "I believe it when I tell them that "you can't see me" because I know I'm on another level." That is money, V. Besides burning his jeans shorts, sneakers and dog tags he also has to retract or reclarify all his catch phrases, but just one a week not all in one promo. I want to keep his promos short and very corporate. He will just tell the truth about his gimmick, like yes you can't see me because.... The truth is I wore jeans and sneakers because... I actually listen to heavy metal not hip hop because...
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Post by Champ on Dec 8, 2009 22:15:16 GMT -5
I've said so many times, they just don't make heels like they used to. Guys like Ventura, Mr Perfect, Ted Sr, Roddy Piper(early heel days), Johnny V, Classy Freddy....etc You can go on forever with the names and why they are better than 95 percent of the heels in the last 10 - 15 years. The only guys that were as good if not better were probably only The Rock, Edge, and Jericho. No other names really pop into mind. Before those guys the last really awesome heel I remembered was Sid Justice back in 92 when he was feuding with Hogan. Stone Cold was awesome too when he feuded with Bret Hart before the double turn. Austin was just too cool at the time to boo
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Dec 8, 2009 23:08:19 GMT -5
Don't forget Jake the Snake promos!
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Post by Champ on Dec 9, 2009 10:50:06 GMT -5
I just found a book that I've had for a while and I just started reading it again. It's called "The Mysteries of Wrestling". I never got too far with it because it was about those 2 wrestling interview jockeys Sir Adam and Phantom. But if you ignore their bullshit and just read all of the quotes and interviews by the wrestlers, it's a very interesting book.
Anyway the point I'm getting at is, Jake tells you a lot about himself in that book. He says The Jake the Snake character was was a guy protecting the scarred unloved kid that he was. But at the same time Jake the Snake hated that kid. His character was a real life inner conflict. Then he revealed that he actually wanted to be an architect instead of a wrestler but still loved the wrestling business
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 9, 2009 11:34:07 GMT -5
Hey look, another heel promo from Cena! "I believe it when I tell them that "you can't see me" because I know I'm on another level." That is money, V. Besides burning his jeans shorts, sneakers and dog tags he also has to retract or reclarify all his catch phrases, but just one a week not all in one promo. I want to keep his promos short and very corporate. He will just tell the truth about his gimmick, like yes you can't see me because.... The truth is I wore jeans and sneakers because... I actually listen to heavy metal not hip hop because... "Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old."
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Post by Champ on Dec 9, 2009 17:02:53 GMT -5
you would think at 32 years old he would be dated by now wearing his 90s gear
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 9, 2009 17:41:26 GMT -5
I agreed with everything Edge said about him when he told Cena that he hated him. He hated his t-shirts, his shoes, etc. He does just look like a twelve year old wigger who has time travelled from 1993. He should just put on a pair of LA Gears and come down to the ring with a massive boombox blasting out N.W.A. and be done with it.
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Post by Champ on Dec 9, 2009 21:27:05 GMT -5
Haha!!! MS you totally pinpointed the early 90s! I can totally relate to that because I grew up in the Northeast of America like Cena and and we're only 2 years apart and that was exactly how it was with wiggers then
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Post by Naitch on Dec 9, 2009 23:50:30 GMT -5
I've said so many times, they just don't make heels like they used to. Guys like Ventura, Mr Perfect, Ted Sr, Roddy Piper(early heel days), Johnny V, Classy Freddy....etc You can go on forever with the names and why they are better than 95 percent of the heels in the last 10 - 15 years. The only guys that were as good if not better were probably only The Rock, Edge, and Jericho. No other names really pop into mind. Before those guys the last really awesome heel I remembered was Sid Justice back in 92 when he was feuding with Hogan. Stone Cold was awesome too when he feuded with Bret Hart before the double turn. Austin was just too cool at the time to boo All those older guys worked the territories first so Vince knew what he was getting when he got them. Now its rush somebody through a developmental program and hope you can make some money off them.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 14, 2009 17:22:55 GMT -5
Sheamus didn't really push Cena off onto that table, he just kinda fell on his own. Did anyone else see a puff of smoke coming from section 3? About 5 rows back.
It's a conspiracy!
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 14, 2009 18:58:30 GMT -5
Cena gets given a bunch of title shots until he eventually wins the title back.
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