Holy Roidtista!

[Champ]

Now I'm convinced that there's a loophole with steroids in injuries. I've mentioned I have a great eye for guys on steroids. Cena was never on steroids. I still stand by that. Now I can tell when Batista is on and off the roids. He follows the policy by shrinking every time he returns. But 6 weeks after bicep surgery NO ONE at 40 years old looks this fuckin impressive without the gas. Batista spotted at a beach by paps

[MasterSnit]

I remember seeing a picture of Batista from some years back, he was maybe about 30 and he looked like he was made from car tires. He was bulging out from everywhere and was so thick that he actually looked fat. I suppose it could be argued that because he has actually been quite a bit bigger before, that all he has to do is maintain his condition and muscle that he had already established. However, I'm with you Champ, this guy must have raisins for testicles because his body alters so much for him not to be on roids.

As for Cena, I think he might have been on roids when he was younger and trying to gain muscle, but his body shape has been the same since his debut so I don't think he has been on the juice during his time in WWE at least.
Then again, we could never know for sure. And I also believe there is a way to protect the main eventers from the tests.

[Velkontés]

Jul 17, 2009 19:07:15 GMT -5 MasterSnit said:

Then again, we could never know for sure. And I also believe there is a way to protect the main eventers from the tests.

Triple H has never jobbed to a piss test, so yes, I agree.

[evilmasterbetty]

I've pretty much come to the conclusion that just about everyone in WWE is on something.

[MasterSnit]

I think most of them were on something before, but not now. When Eddie Guerrero died many of them looked to get a bit smaller for a while. Remember how Snitsky went from jacked hoss asskicker to a pale blotchy jobber who looked like his muscles were slowly pouring out of his ass? He obviously came off the roids and began to physically melt. Then when Benoit and his family were killed by aliens who made it look like Joe did it, the WWE got hammered about steroids more than ever and I think since then many of them have been clean, or cleaner.

Looks like Batista has lamed up his tats too, judging by those pictures.

[Champ]

Then when Benoit and his family were killed by aliens who made it look like Joe did it

ROTFLMAO!! That might have been the funniest thing I've read on this board all year

I remember seeing a picture of Batista from some years back, he was maybe about 30 and he looked like he was made from car tires. He was bulging out from everywhere and was so thick that he actually looked fat. I suppose it could be argued that because he has actually been quite a bit bigger before, that all he has to do is maintain his condition and muscle that he had already established. However, I'm with you Champ, this guy must have raisins for testicles because his body alters so much for him not to be on roids.

Batista's cycling to me is the most obvious out of everyone. Before the testing came into play, he actually peaked at nearly 370lbs according to his autobiography. So I believe that he's truly a natural genetic freak at 280 - 290 kind of like Brock Lesnar. 370 at 6'5 is just retarded. It's clear to me now that Batista cycles while coming back from injuries but he does look like he comes off when he returns

I think there's some truth to the piss tests. Like MS said, Snitsky and Masters shrunk. Then when they both swelled back up they were gone again. I honestly don't believe Trips is on anything. He's too natural looking. He's just a big guy. But I also do agree that there must be a loophole with main eventers. Steroid McNig never got suspended. Then when he got injured we find out that he didn't fully agree with the drug policy. But one thing with Steroid is when he debuted he was a good 30 lbs heavier than when he left. You can just tell when guys are on and off when their bodies go through such sudden drastic changes. The reason Batista and Lashley look good off of roids is simply because they know how to diet while bodybuilding. But it still doesn't change the fact that they've escaped loopholes. I think they simply are given leeway when Vince is trying to get them to return asap. Then they have no choice but to come off after coming on tv because experts WILL realize it and WWE can get in even more trouble. But Masters and Snitsky simply didn't stand a chance, as some people in the company not viewed important enough, had to be a made a example of

[MasterSnit]

I took this picture in April 2005 before Eddie died and the steroid detectors came in. It doesn't show up too well in the picture, but I was inches from him and Batista had the same kind of spotty back that Snitsky had when he was bursting out of his skin with the roids, only the big ass tattoo covered them.

P.S. check out the ghost of Ric Flair at the top left.

[Champ]

Let me clarify what i said about Batista being 370. I said before the piss tests came into play. Actually I meant to say, before joining WWE he peaked at 370

I noticed before they really started cracking down on the piss tests Batista always looked the best when he was having physical problems. He kept getting smaller and smaller after he won his first world title. Then he got injured and needed surgery but Eddie's death had him stick around for 2 more months. Once he started taping up his shoulder, THAT'S when he started getting big again. That's when he should've started looking smaller, if it was natural.

Then when he returned this past April he was almost like Leviathan size again and started gradually sagging before getting injured again. Then we see those beach pics 6 weeks later and he looks better than ever. I actually condone Batista on roids. His roid rage returns are funny