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Post by Champ on May 1, 2009 1:15:32 GMT -5
That guy is great! He's almost as good as Jamie Noble at the hick gimmick. I love how he's getting in Abyss' face after Abyss killed him in 5 seconds already lol.
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Post by Naitch on May 1, 2009 8:23:30 GMT -5
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Post by Champ on May 3, 2009 18:47:55 GMT -5
He goes up to the black dude with the dreads and big muscles and still couldn't tell he was a dude lol
I don't see how anyone could not like Cody Deaner When I heard ODB was getting this guy as her date I thought it was going to be dumb but he actually makes ODB segments more interesting and she's already interesting as is. I hope they stay paired for a really long time
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Post by MasterSnit on May 4, 2009 11:37:09 GMT -5
I've been watching little bits of TNA again recently and I agree that this guy is hilarious!
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Post by Champ on May 4, 2009 13:50:20 GMT -5
When he gets grabbed by the throat he does the running and jumping in place trying to escape. It's so hilarious and when he gets taken down he's just dead lol
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Post by MasterSnit on May 4, 2009 14:12:21 GMT -5
It's as though he's not even acting, he really is just some guy that stormed out of his trailer one morning, threw a six-pack in the back seat of his truck and drove to the Impact zone.
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Post by Naitch on May 5, 2009 21:03:39 GMT -5
Hes Canadian so that makes it even crazier.
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Post by Champ on May 7, 2009 14:14:47 GMT -5
Exactly, he's super convincing. I almost see Samoa Joe, Kevin Nash, AJ, Kurt Angle, and Foley in the back having a normal real life conversation and Cody Deaner just comes running up like YAAHOO! I work with the greatest wrestlers in the world.
Angle: Shut up Cody that show is over, you can stop kayfabing
Cody: kayfabing?
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Post by Naitch on May 11, 2009 11:13:52 GMT -5
I bet Cody waits outside the show and tries to get autographs with the rest of fans.
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Post by Champ on May 11, 2009 23:41:42 GMT -5
LOL exactly! That's almost how you can see him in real life. Some guys really seem like they live the part
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Post by Naitch on May 12, 2009 8:53:03 GMT -5
I feel like I've met at least a dozen Deaners in my life. Thats what I'm calling trailer trash from now on lol. He just totally seems like the guys I'd hang out with on Tuesday morning and talk wrestling with back when I was in high school.
You can also imagine on Saturdays as a kid Cody would be sitting in living room and his mom would be yelling at the TV "DON"T TAKE THAT SHIT HOGAN! FUCK HIM UP WITH A BOOT AND A LEG DROP! FOR FUCKING CHRISTSAKE YER AN AMERICAN KILL THAT RUSSIAN ASSHOLE!
*Five Minutes later*
The whole family singing along: WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE................
Cody's mom: CODY GO TAKE YER VITERMANS AND SAY YER PRAYERS YOU FUCKING MISTAKE!
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Post by Champ on May 12, 2009 13:27:14 GMT -5
Deaners!! LOL That's awesome! I'm using that too
No Deaner this week! WTF?
He definitely was a mistake! You can totally see that! Wrestling was real to him and his family. Like in the waterboy, Bobby's mother finally said, you go play foozeball with your friends, Deaner's mom said to him about wrestling. Then Deaner literally ran outside 30 seconds later without getting dressed, changed, or packed and drove to the nearest power plant 12 hours away. His exhaust system was probably busted and blowing smoke everywhere and he made it on 3 flat tires with no oil in the engine
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Post by Naitch on May 12, 2009 14:15:47 GMT -5
That might have been an even better intro then meeting ODB! Like five weeks of Cody going to the wrestling school with a dead truck and all that.
Sterotype Cody must have been a blast in wrestling school. I'm sure theres been a ton of them. Not fully grasping its fake until they're learning to fall or bounce off the ropes. You can imagine some Deaner all like "Uh uh boy I ain't gonna let that guy suplex me. Thats friggin stupid. Nobody suplexes this Deaner!".
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Post by Champ on May 12, 2009 23:42:35 GMT -5
LMFAO!! How fuckin funny would that be?
We see Alf and Tenay, ladies and gentlemen, just to show you how inspiring TNA has become within the last year, we have some footage of a desperate fan wrecklessly driving his pickup truck into the impact zone and interrupting a training session simply because he "wanted to wrestle" for TNA. Let's take you back to what our camera's picked up today
The pickup truck comes to a screeching halt with all the smoke and flat tires and cody gets out with a wife beater, jeans that were cut into shorts, and no shoes and busts inside, "AH'M CODY DEANER! I WANT TO BE A WRASSLER!". Sir you must leave the premises immediately
Just repeat that in different scenarios every week and you have wrestling comedy gold! It's still not too late either. ODB can just dump him and say, dude, it's just not going to work out, you're not a wrestler and this is hurting my career. Get the steppin. "AH'LL SHOW HER!! AH'M GONNA LERN HOWTA WRASSLE!" Then it all begins.
You can even take it to the next level and finally have him get into the plant and getting his ass kicked all over the place. Then finally he'll make his debut in the ring and "surprise" everyone with how good he got just by simply doing the basics like a quick 3 flow moveset of a head lock into the ropes, followed by a hip tosses, an arm drag, into an arm bar and then Tenay and West will be like, "hey look at him go! He really improved!" while the opponent's in the armbar. It's really THAT easy to fool the average fan. But Cody's so convincing I might buy into it lol
Naitch, I'm dead serious when I say, it's a real fuckin shame that we don't know any of the writers in TNA right now.
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Post by Naitch on May 13, 2009 8:53:02 GMT -5
You know what I would love to see? Deaner mist somebody (like Tajiri used to do) but instead of being the mist its Skoal. Then of course we have to see Cody get his head kicked off but thats life. Also if we do get training segments I seriously want to see like the bell ring and Cody just clock some nobody like that dude owes him money. Then when asked why he did that he can respond with something like "Ain't you ever seen a Scott Steiner match?" ANNNNNNN SCENE!
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