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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 19, 2008 15:05:01 GMT -5
Brain injury fears for Hornswoggle
WWE.com talked to officials at the local medical facility where Hornswoggle has been evaluated since running out of luck on RAW last night, when he was brutalized by JBL in an awesome attack. Hornswoggle’s condition, officials say, has stabilized, and he is no longer in shock at the size of Nurse Slobberknocker's slobberknockers. However, Mr. McMahon's illegitimate son is still drifting in and out of consciousness between cartoons.
A source close to the situation told WWE.com that Hornswoggle’s condition may be related to his head and internal injuries suffered at the hands of JBL. It is feared, the source said, that he may be suffering from bleeding on the brain and the ass.
Stay with WWE.com for further updates on Hornswoggle’s condition as they become available. Holla.
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Post by evilmasterbetty on Feb 19, 2008 15:22:37 GMT -5
Oh please tell me that the article actually said he bled out of the ass?
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Post by Naitch on Feb 19, 2008 15:25:02 GMT -5
Is this kayfabed or real?
Edit-Nevermind, I just read it again. Its kayfabed. So Swaggle gets my kayfabed prayers.
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 19, 2008 15:34:06 GMT -5
No way guys! That article is 100% real. Poor little Horgleswaggle.  |
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Post by Naitch on Feb 19, 2008 15:37:41 GMT -5
No way guys! That article is 100% real. Poor little Horgleswaggle. Why should I care about Horney? Obviously God doesn't thats why he made him a midget. |
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 19, 2008 18:24:56 GMT -5
as Horsewaggle ever actually lost a match or is he undefeated?
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Post by Naitch on Feb 19, 2008 18:38:04 GMT -5
Ya know MS, I think someone should start keeping a W/L column on these rasslers, don't you?  |
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 19, 2008 19:02:07 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that! Sorry Naitch. It turns out he has lost once this year. I can't remember who it was to, but he has a pretty good record for a little bastard.
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Post by Naitch on Feb 19, 2008 19:07:29 GMT -5
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 19, 2008 19:17:12 GMT -5
He should still be cruiserweight champion, too. Vickie took the belt from him because she's a beatch.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Feb 19, 2008 23:18:19 GMT -5
I am praying for little Swoggle.
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Post by GLF on Feb 20, 2008 14:19:56 GMT -5
It was about time he got f'd up by someone. Not that I don't like him or anything, it was getting tiring seeing someone about to own him in a way which would be funny, only to have it stopped by Finlay for the 23048203478 time.
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Post by Champ on Feb 20, 2008 15:43:35 GMT -5
Hornswoggle = most over midget ever in wrestling
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 21, 2008 16:16:11 GMT -5
Did anyone else find it hilarious when he rose up from the chamber with that devious smirk on his face? ;D
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 21, 2008 16:56:08 GMT -5
UPDATE
Following JBL’s savagely, brilliant attack on Hornswoggle during Raw Monday night, doctors feared that he had suffered severe trauma to his sphincter, WWE.com has learned.
At first, specialists believed that the nature and severity of Hornswoggle’s injuries were different and focused on other potential signs of trauma. When he showed little to no movement after 6-foot-6, 290-pound JBL repeatedly rammed the 4-foot frame of Mr. McMahon’s embarrassing bastard into a steel cage Monday night on Raw, physicians suspected that his back door may have been broken.
However, as of Thursday morning, WWE.com reporters were told that Hornswoggle’s condition has begun to show slight signs of improvement. His mobility has been limited, but doctors say he has been able to wiggle several toes but they are still not strong enough to go to market.
At this time, it does not appear that Hornswoggle has incurred any long-term damage, but doctors will continue their assessment throughout the evening and into the weekend. With additional testing, specialists hope to identify a more discernible recovery time for Hornswoggle.
Check back with WWE.com as more information on the condition of Hornswoggle becomes available.
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