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Post by Champ on Jul 29, 2008 23:04:12 GMT -5
 Andrew William "Drew" Hankinson (born December 22, 1983) is an American professional wrestler currently signed with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) appearing on its SmackDown brand under the ring name Festus. He's 24 years old! |
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Post by Naitch on Jul 30, 2008 8:13:00 GMT -5
Hopefully this Festus thing works out for him then. 24 is a young age to be straddled with this one note gimmick.
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Post by Champ on Jul 30, 2008 10:46:23 GMT -5
Yeah you can't really be a Festus character and a world champion at the same time
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Post by Naitch on Jul 30, 2008 13:54:37 GMT -5
We'll see after the next draft lol.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 30, 2008 16:20:50 GMT -5
Andrew William "Drew" Hankinson (born December 22, 1983) is an American professional wrestler currently signed with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) appearing on its SmackDown brand under the ring name Festus. He's 24 years old! Really? I would have guessed at least 15 years older. Must be the haircut. Although it does explains why the dude is so agile & quick for a big guy. |
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Post by Champ on Jul 30, 2008 21:35:55 GMT -5
If you look at his face he has no wrinkles or crows feet. He actually has a youthful looking face with a fucked up balding cut for his age
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Aug 4, 2008 13:05:24 GMT -5
I saw a retard at the Mcdonald's doing the exact same thing with his tongue. Then I realized you can't hate Festus hes really not somebody you can hate. and someday the doctors will fix it and he will be a new man!
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Post by Champ on Aug 4, 2008 13:38:06 GMT -5
Because that.....THAT...is the face of a changed man!
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 4, 2008 17:23:17 GMT -5
I can't wait for the day when Jesse goes heel.
"Because that! That is the face... of a FUCKING RETARD!! *cracks the mic across Festus' face*
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Aug 4, 2008 18:02:56 GMT -5
Then a week later Maria is managing Festus and using the bell stuff against Jesse!
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Post by Champ on Aug 5, 2008 12:01:12 GMT -5
I literally just bursted out with a laugh when I read that. That's some of the funniest shit they could ever book
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 5, 2008 17:11:29 GMT -5
The best thing about it would be the slo-mo replays. Festus is just standing there, even though Jesse just called him a retard and waits for the mic crashing into his face.
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Post by Champ on Aug 5, 2008 23:30:14 GMT -5
And Jesse can destroy him as long as there's no bell
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 8, 2008 6:26:22 GMT -5
After Jesse has beat him up, Miz and Morrison take it upon themselves to make sure he is ok and set off on a brave mission, spanning many weeks of hilarious segments where they try to cure Festus for his awful disease from which he suffers; Fat bald Virgin itus-ancer-ous.
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Post by Champ on Aug 8, 2008 11:48:05 GMT -5
Miz and Morrison would be perfect to take Festus under their wings. Since there's no bell backstage they can sit there and just insult him and slap him around until he becomes somewhat normal.
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