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Post by Champ on Jul 15, 2008 0:51:07 GMT -5
It'sbeing reported by PWTorch.com that The Undertaker and Michelle McCool are officially a couple. The two are no longer keeping it a secret as both are very open about their relationship backstage.
Taker totally traded up because Michelle has the tight hot body like Sara but doesn't have Sara's demon face.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 15, 2008 6:42:44 GMT -5
I'm sure when she was at school Michelle would scribble in her textbook "Michelle 4 Undertaker" and "Michelle McUndertaker".
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 16, 2008 16:20:52 GMT -5
"Hey, Jennifer, C'mere girlfriend! Check out this hottie, he's the Undertaker. I'm, like, totally gonna fuck that guy one day!"
Sara was kinda scary looking but I just can't stand Michelle McCool.
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Post by GLF on Jul 16, 2008 16:53:43 GMT -5
Im sure they have interesting conversations as Taker says nothing and when Michelle talks she sounds like some kind of computer woman voice.
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Post by Naitch on Jul 16, 2008 16:54:53 GMT -5
So basically what I'm reading is the WWE version of tabloids here? Yeah, don't give a good god damn whos banging who.
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Post by GLF on Jul 16, 2008 17:06:57 GMT -5
In other newz Mickie James was seen leaving GLF's place yesterday.
An onlooker said "She looked tired and her hair was a mess. Looked like she had been having a good long shagging session."
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Post by Naitch on Jul 16, 2008 17:08:02 GMT -5
Shit man, your lucky if your hand will let you bang it out.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 16, 2008 17:20:34 GMT -5
When GLF isn't looking, his hand is dialing the Sexual Assualt helpline.
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Post by Naitch on Jul 16, 2008 17:30:01 GMT -5
They're creepy and they're kooky the GLF hand family!
DA NANANANA
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 16, 2008 17:37:50 GMT -5
Those hands have seen some horrors, that's for sure.
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Post by Naitch on Jul 16, 2008 17:39:23 GMT -5
No doubt. I bet he jerked off a few chavs and neds in his day just for a little safety.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 16, 2008 17:56:37 GMT -5
It sounds as though you can relate, Naitch.
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Post by Naitch on Jul 16, 2008 17:57:39 GMT -5
I did hard time man.That was the name of the gay porn I was in. Hard Time Man.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 16, 2008 18:08:35 GMT -5
Lol. I kinda believe you, too. I recall you mentioning once you were in a porno. I just always assumed it was a hetro porno. Silly me.
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Post by Naitch on Jul 16, 2008 18:09:43 GMT -5
I was in a porno once and it was a straight porno. We just showed up as extras for a friend of my band at the time.
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