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Post by MasterSnit on May 12, 2008 16:14:39 GMT -5
I'd be scared incase I broke Ashley in half or if her tits bounced in my direction and killed me.
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Post by Champ on May 12, 2008 19:13:56 GMT -5
Have you ever been hit in the head with a mini basketball? It'll rock you for a sec but won't kill you
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Post by MasterSnit on May 13, 2008 16:23:05 GMT -5
Yeah, but numerous shots in quick succession would give her enough time to steal the money out of my wallet and drive off to her next client while I'm lying there stunned.
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Post by Naitch on May 13, 2008 16:28:59 GMT -5
Not if you have sex the Naitch way. Chloroform my friend.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 13, 2008 16:37:29 GMT -5
You must fuck some real fatties, my friend.
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Post by Champ on May 14, 2008 0:39:11 GMT -5
Naitch doesn't fuck fatties unless they are black
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on May 22, 2008 20:36:10 GMT -5
Ashley really was listed as a 25 grand whore!
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Post by Champ on May 22, 2008 23:49:04 GMT -5
She's a fuckin dick. I don't normally call a girl a dick. But she really is a big fuckin walking strap on.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on May 24, 2008 7:14:21 GMT -5
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Post by Velkontés on May 25, 2008 4:37:47 GMT -5
She's a fuckin dick. I don't normally call a girl a dick. But she really is a big fuckin walking strap on. See, you mock, but if some chick wanted to pay me $25k for sex I'd probably do it. And they'd be getting their money's worth. Once I gave them their $24,950 change.
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Post by Champ on May 25, 2008 12:55:09 GMT -5
I don't mock her for being an escort. I mock her for walking through a WWE curtain
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Post by MasterSnit on May 26, 2008 16:23:48 GMT -5
Even $50 is a bit steep for a ride on the V-aginator.
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Post by Champ on May 27, 2008 12:59:36 GMT -5
Ashley probably fucks donkeys and licks their balls for 25k
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Post by Naitch on May 27, 2008 15:20:52 GMT -5
You don't pay for sex and water.
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Post by Champ on May 28, 2008 1:03:17 GMT -5
I have sadly paid for sex before at a gook spa. It was desperate times. But in my defense I got showered, massaged, blown, titty fucked, and tore up the snatch for $160 and all the right precautions were taken so I knew I wouldn't get siffilus. When you're not getting laid at all for months the deal is just too hard to pass up. I went 4 times in between my last girlfriend and my girlfriend now. I was single for over 3 years before my girlfriend now and in that time I only bagged one chick one night and she was ugly and it wasn't even good. That part of my life is so much less frustrating now, thank god. Plus I love my girl and I would never stray from her. I'm one of the very few loyal guys you'll meet. I was never a cheater because I look at it as if it was done to me I'd feel so betrayed and if anything in life would make me flip the fuck out it would be getting cheated on by someone I love. I just can't handle that. That's why I'd feel like such shit if I did that to my girlfriend
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