Things that are NOT awesome

[Velkontés]

add:

Grown men (and women) who cycle on the pavement.

[Champ]

I don't know why but I hate bicyclists who take advantage of the road luxuries. Because it's ok for them to be on the road with cars, they can travel in their own lane and have no courtesy for the people trying to drive the speed limit. Just ride your bike on the sidewalk! It's just a pet peeve. I also hate when pedestrians take advantage of the right of way. Like if I'm trying to make a turn and a fat nig takes his/her sweet ass time crossing the street like they are trying to make a statement that they have rights. I just want to run them all over. Even when I jog I wait for cars to pass and then jog across the street when it's clear. Then when I'm the pedestrian, I yell at the cars who try to run me over. I'm never happy with the road

[Naitch]

Roads are dumb. And so is everyone on them. Exceapt us. Hell, everyone but us should have they're licenses revoked.

[MasterSnit]

I cycle on both the roads and the pavements, just whichever is clear. I brake for no-one!

[Champ]

Yeah whichever is clear! I agree. But people around here bike like they are a part of traffic and they hold their stupid arms out for signal when they are making turns. You know, those idiots on the 10 speeds that take biking so seriously and wear the whole biking outfit with the helmet and refuse to ride wherever it's clear but instead try to ride with cars. If you want to be a part of traffic so bad, get a motorcycle you geeks

[Naitch]

May 10, 2008 14:29:09 GMT -5 Champ said:

Yeah whichever is clear! I agree. But people around here bike like they are a part of traffic and they hold their stupid arms out for signal when they are making turns. You know, those idiots on the 10 speeds that take biking so seriously and wear the whole biking outfit with the helmet and refuse to ride wherever it's clear but instead try to ride with cars. If you want to be a part of traffic so bad, get a motorcycle you geeks

Those people would end up getting Mopads cuz the suck. If they got a real bike it would be up to the good citizens to beat they're asses until the Hells Angels got there.

[MasterSnit]

When I was younger I went out with some friends up to the hills and I remember we had to hide in the tree's, shaking like leafs, until a load of bikers went away. They just came ripping out of nowhere and congregated where we were! At the time, I thought they were just talking, but as my age has wiped my naivety, they were probably dealing drugs and talking about the dykes they killed the night before.

[Champ]

No they were looking to rape you. Good job on the hiding!

[Velkontés]

They were probably lost on their way to MasterSnit's momma's house. If you had given them directions then maybe the gangbang would have been over before you got home, MS.

[Champ]

Especially when those big hairy bikers that weigh 300lbs and had fun in jail come to see you, it's a good thing you couldn't be found

[MasterSnit]

Actually, now that I think back on it, they were reminiscing about a time they had in Reading, about 28 years ago, when the 6 of them, 3 lesbo's and a grizzly bear took on the notorious Reading Skank until she had worn them out and the bear had died from exhaustion. They were joking about whether she had got pregnant or not.
I hope that she didn't but you never know.

[Velkontés]

Strange, you'd think I would have heard of this notorious "Reading Skank". But then again I have only been living here five years.

[Snitskyman2016]

Kevin Kostner
Goofy
Fat guys on vespa scooters.
all suck

[Champ]

Tom Cruise and Hilary Cliton

[Naitch]

everyone