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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 31, 2011 15:57:46 GMT -5
This is like the greatest show ever.
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Post by Champ on Aug 6, 2011 19:36:31 GMT -5
It's a good thing I like dogs MS lol
Tosh said something funny one time. He had a video with this really "cute" cat and he said, the only the that's better than the world's cutest cat is ANY dog lol
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 7, 2011 16:23:34 GMT -5
I don't dislike dogs (apart from the ones that have chased me over the years) but I'm more of a cat person.
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Post by Naitch on Aug 7, 2011 20:37:52 GMT -5
MS, you need to hang out with my dog. Hes a total asshole, but damn if he hasn't learned how to be adorable while being one.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 8, 2011 12:31:38 GMT -5
Yeah, I'd chill with your asshole dog. A lot of dogs seem to hate me for some strange reason, but I'm sure the Naitch influence has made your furry friend a cool canine. The only reason I had a cat is because my old neighbours suddenly moved away and left him behind, so we took him in. It worked out well though, I think we looked after him a lot better than my neighbours did and it was good having him around.
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Post by Champ on Aug 13, 2011 20:09:36 GMT -5
I love cool asshole dogs. They're annoying but you gotta love them at the same time
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 14, 2011 17:19:58 GMT -5
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Post by Champ on Aug 21, 2011 11:34:36 GMT -5
I couldn't get the video for the birds but
I hate rapoffs. The guys are such jerkoffs. They're like a bunch of David Hasselhoffs
Ba da da Splash! Thank you!
Speaking of asshole dogs. My job right now is doing safety work in central park. Basically the guys I work with prune the trees down there and i have to put up cones and caution tape and keep the people away from the area because it gets crazy over there.
The WORST part of this job is the fuckin dogs. Well, actually it's the fuckin dogs owners. From 7am to around 9 - 9:30am, these idiots let their dogs do whatever the fuck they want. They run under the tape into the work zone. I have to chase them out and the owners sometimes keep walking and don't even realize their dog isn't behind them! The dogs PISS on my safety cones so I poor gasoline on the cones to keep them away.
I don't hate any of the dogs down there. I understand they don't know shit and some of the dogs that run under the tape are actually really cool, friendly dogs. However, I want to hit RKOs on all their owners. There's a sign that all dogs are supposed to be on leashes and they just let them do whatever they want. And if a tree falls and kills their dog, I'll be responsible because the owner is an idiot
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 21, 2011 15:07:46 GMT -5
It's annoying if I am walking through a park and there are dog owners who seem to purposefully throw the ball for the dog to chase in my direction. Right at me sometimes. There is the whole park to throw the ball at, but no, they throw it at someone who is just minding their own business and going by. Talking of dogs and annoying dog owners, I saw this recently and it cracked me up. LOL!
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Post by Naitch on Aug 23, 2011 19:03:40 GMT -5
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Post by Champ on Aug 23, 2011 20:28:55 GMT -5
I have almost nothing. I have two duffelbags, a laptop, a cell phone with a charger 8 pairs of shoes lol
I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die.
Pictures of karate trophies WTF? LOL
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Post by Naitch on Aug 23, 2011 22:08:49 GMT -5
I have almost nothing. I have two duffelbags, a laptop, a cell phone with a charger 8 pairs of shoes lol I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. Pictures of karate trophies WTF? LOL I didn't catch that it was pictures of karate trophies until you pointed that out. That makes it even funnier.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 24, 2011 13:31:42 GMT -5
That is funny.
He is pitching his awesomeness on his twitter too. A couple of updates:
BestRoomyEver Best.Roommate.Ever
Your Girlfriend just dropped by to use your laptop for her term paper. It's cool man. I already deleted your browser history.
BestRoomyEver Best.Roommate.Ever
3 a.m. have a flat tire? Fuck AAA. I'll be there in 15 minutes.
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Post by Champ on Aug 25, 2011 17:29:21 GMT -5
LOL I don't remember that one either
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Post by Naitch on Aug 25, 2011 22:11:47 GMT -5
Also from his twitter
Like to have loud sex? No fucking problem. I promise not to masturbate outside your door.
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