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Post by Velkontés on May 14, 2010 20:48:29 GMT -5
SOLID GOLD. Although, I have to suggest a slight alteration: TNA Impact: Supermarket Errand segment 13. Park the car. As soon as you get out, a shopping cart rolls into your car from out of nowhere, putting a scratch in it. No one is around to explain what happened so it was just yet another pointless occurance 14. Walk to the supermarket pet shop front door and the cops roll up with sirens and flashing lights to arrest you.
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Post by Champ on May 14, 2010 21:32:10 GMT -5
The saddest thing is, that would happen to. And there would be NO explanation as to why the person was walking to the petshop. The only explanation we'd get is
"he's walking to the petshop now, Mike! What's he doing there?"
"I'm not sure Taz. Hopefully we'll get some answers.....WHOA! What's the Orlando police doing there?! Taz, we need to find out what's going on here but unfortunately, we're out of time!"
"Wow! That's unfortunate! See you next week folks!"
Next week
*Hogan comes to the ring*
"You know something TNA maniacs! It seems like the longer I'm here in TNA, the wilder this place gets brother! I got him(whoever the grocery shopper from last week was) out of jail. It was all a big misunderstanding. It turns out, he was mistaken for a burglar with the same description. But that's in the past. Let's move on to tonight!"
*Grocery store angle is dropped with NO explanation except, TNA wastes our time for no reason*
Surprises and unpredictability should make sense or be executed to get a guy or angle over. Tongiht's Smackdown is a perfect example.
-Last week, Drew destroys Matt Hardy and it got so out of control that Drew got stripped and fired
-Then Christian and Kofi have hard fought matches for the opportunity to face each other the next week for the title
-Tongiht Christian and Kofi fight their hearts out again. Kofi wins the title
-Drew comes out with a letter forcing Teddy to give him the IC title back and wiping out everything Christian and Kofi fought for
So, in the end, Drew is WAY more over as a heel now. And Christian and Kofi get fan sympathy, thus they get more face heat
See, THAT was done right. They didn't waste our time. They planned out a great angle and Drew's title strip wasn't a pointless angle that led to nothing rewarding. Now we feel for Christian and Kofi and Drew deserves to die for what he did. The angle did nothing but benefit all the stars involved.
Hogan you can learn from that
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Post by Velkontés on May 15, 2010 7:32:27 GMT -5
Okay, I had to give this a go
TNA Piss-up in a brewery segment
1. Eric announces the first ever TNA Piss-up in a brewery. He guarantees that it will be the best piss-up ever.
2. Abyss will be driving the minibus, but there are only 20 seats!
3. Matches are conducted, where the winners will get seats in the minibus
4. As the winners are about to board the minibus, The Band and The Beautiful People beat up everyone and take the seats instead.
5. Abyss gets into the driver's seat, but can't find the key.
6. Abyss searches backstage for the key. His search takes him into the Knockout's dressing room, where Daffney is naked in the shower. Abyss asks her if she has the key to the minibus. She doesn't have the key, but she does just happen to have, whilst naked in the shower, a briefcase beside her.
7. Abyss takes the briefcase and heads back towards the minibus. Before he gets there he is attacked by men wearing Hulk Hogan masks.
8. Back from the ad break, Eric welcomes us, the TNA viewers, to the brewery, where every single member of the roster, including Abyss, is present after all.
9. Eric, whilst sitting atop a huge crate of beer, next to a production line rattling off bottle after bottle of beer, wonders what the TNA roster are going to drink at this piss-up.
10. The results of the Internet poll overwhelmingly say "beer", so Eric decides that they will drink whiskey.
11. Eric sends off the lowest-paid people to acquire some whiskey.
12. Lacey Von Erich and Madison Rayne knock on the door of a mosque.
13. Generation Me are attacked by Jeff Jarrett with his guitar, and Sting with his baseball bat, whilst heading to the AA meeting to buy whiskey.
14. Back at the brewery, Desmond Wolfe jobs to Hulk Hogan in a tennis match.
15. Beer Money arrive late at the brewery with a cooler. Spotting the cooler, Hogan makes an executive decision to change the beverages from vodka to beer.
16. Hogan opens the cooler to see that - swerve - it contains ice-creams instead.
17. The TNA roster eat ice-cream in the brewery warehouse, where they are surrounded by shelving stocked to the brim with beer.
18. Taz declares it the best damn ice-cream party ever.
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Post by Champ on May 15, 2010 17:26:58 GMT -5
LOL I lost it with that one. That's SO TNA
The saddest thing is, no matter how RIDICULOUS our made up stories are, they still sound like something TNA would TOTALLY do.
I'm going to book another angle in my head an post it here later
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Post by Velkontés on May 16, 2010 4:36:21 GMT -5
LOL I lost it with that one. That's SO TNA The saddest thing is, no matter how RIDICULOUS our made up stories are, they still sound like something TNA would TOTALLY do. It's pro-wrestling, you expect some silliness and stuff that doesn't make sense. But it actually takes effort to be that illogical and nonsensical.
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Post by Champ on May 16, 2010 18:52:41 GMT -5
It really is amazing because I think I could come up with a decent, simple angle a lot quicker than it took me to come up with the grocery store segment.
It really does seem like it's harder to write for TNA than WWE. How is it that these people go out of their way to write stupidity?
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Post by MasterSnit on May 17, 2010 14:07:08 GMT -5
Cool stories, guys.
I've not watched TNA for two weeks but I doubt I'm missing much. Some of the news coming out of the company lately is quite off-putting.
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Post by Velkontés on May 19, 2010 5:31:02 GMT -5
Spoilers, if anyone cares 10. The results of the Internet poll overwhelmingly say "beer", so Eric decides that they will drink whiskey. and lo, it came to pass: So apparently Eric, Hogan and Dixie were SO impressed with Sting (you know, the guy who has generally been beating the shit out of everyone near and dear to Eric, Hogan and Dixie the last few months) that their votes outweighed the HUGE advantage Wolfe had in the fans' poll. Great logic there.
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Post by Champ on May 22, 2010 20:42:32 GMT -5
That's bullshit, that list. TNA is so full of shit
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Post by Velkontés on May 23, 2010 7:54:28 GMT -5
They really could have avoided this by holding the poll once a month, giving the #1 guy a title shot on Impact, and then have the Hoxieschoff Committee deciding the contenders for the rest of the month. That way the fans vote still counts for something and you can still do the TNA bullshit the rest of the month.
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Post by Champ on May 23, 2010 17:35:11 GMT -5
Bischoff: We held another poll. An overwhelming majority of you voted Desmond Wolfe in as #1. So the new number 1 contender will be...........STING!
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Post by Naitch on May 23, 2010 19:24:05 GMT -5
Damn fellas, you guys really trying to get a job in Orlando ain't ya? Seriously, great job.
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Post by Champ on Jun 5, 2010 17:08:25 GMT -5
It's just insane Naitch. I really truly believe we can get together and do a better job than those fuckheads
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